(can also be called Fun Facts About Me but I wanted to be different)
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| My Full Name: | Felícitas Márquez (yes, Felícitas does mean happy) | |
| Nick Names: | Felly, Fel, Ghetto Booty, Changa, Tapatío | |
| Ethnicity: | Mexican, born in US...I guess that makes me Mexican-American | |
| Hometown: | Lincoln, California (30 minutes north of Sacramento) | |
| Favorite Sports: | SOCCER!!!! and volleyball | |
| Favorite Color: | I guess blue, but I don't really have one | |
| Hobbies: | Sleeping, jogging, reading Spanish literature | |
| Favorite Thing to Do on a Friday Night | Partying with my friends (dancing, drinking, smoking, flirting and the occasional sickness to stomach) | |
| Relationship Status: | Unbelievably single | |
| Reasons Why: | So many reasons as to why I am single | |
| Purpose of this Web page | Main reason for building a web page was because of a homework assignment, but up next you will know why I chose to do a dating advice page | |
| I was born
the middle child of three women in a typical Mexican family. Even
though I grew up in the United States, I can safely say I was raised as a
Mexican female, allowed to do nothing and taught all the morals and
beliefs of my parents. For this reason, I had straight A's in school
and managed to become valedictorian (what else could I do with my
time?) I started dating at the age of 17, believe it or not, and I
didn't receive my first kiss until I was almost 18. Since I was so
far behind in the whole dating relationship issue, I felt like I needed to
catch up and proceeded to have four boyfriends within one year (all
Mexican, from my hometown). Part of the reason for this is that I
was fickle, but the most important reason is my talent for picking
complete impossibles.
My first boyfriend was too nice. I know this is the most horrible excuse anyone can ever give, but until you've experienced it, you won't understand it. He was my first boyfriend and actually talked more to my parents than to me. That lasted 3 months My second boyfriend was a wannabe bad boy and since I didn't know what I wanted, I dated him for 3 weeks. He was my first kiss and I was glad when it was over. My third boyfriend was younger than me and he had a possessive streak. Just like my first boyfriend was too nice, this guy was the opposite. He meant well, but I always had the impression that he wanted something else. (My mom insists it was the possibility of a green card, but I felt like he wanted to marry me sometime soon). My impending high school graduation became my excuse for breaking up. I told him I had to move on. Besides, I was moving to Stockton in three months anyway. That relationship also lasted three months. My fourth boyfriend was much older than me (about six years). I liked him as a friend, but since he liked me I somehow felt the need to like him back and we dated for three months (seems like maximum number). I only saw him on the weekends because by this time I was already attending UOP and was driving home to work. My next and most recent boyfriend was my first love. I don't love him anymore, but I still love the memory of what we were and who he was. We met in college and after what was a short friendship/courtship we became boyfriend/girlfriend. With him I managed to break my three month time limit and I also managed to actually love him. With him there was no liking due to some sort of obligation. It was all love and understanding. I was also able to do homework with him and that was a plus because I finally felt like we could communicate on a higher level. This relationship lasted 8 months after which he broke up with me only to tell me that he was gay...that was the best reason I have ever been given, but it has profoundly screwed up my view of dating and falling in love and all I can say at this moment is that I am very afraid of it. That is why this page is meant as a joke, not only because there is no true advice on dating (you have to do what you feel and follow your heart), but because I have had some of the most interesting experiences. I've dated the losers, the dirty Mexicans, the man of my dreams who can't be mine...now I see that guys that like me I don't like and guys that I really want can't reciprocate. Besides, even if the guy did, I would probably chase him away because I have turned into such a cynical bee-yatch. I hope you enjoy my page and find it of some use, if not for dating at least for a laugh. Remember that everything happens for a reason and don't forget to smile. Because you may not find the love of your life now, but it is so much fun trying!!!!!
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